Missionary Impossible......

I have had a bit of writers block as of late, probably due to the fact that I personally cannot have sex for at least the next two months, because of my high risk pregnancy. So this kinda throws a kink in my blogging plans, as most of my posts are inspired by my bedroom escapades. Anyways, my husband came up with this topic last night, so I'm just going to roll with it.
Positions, there have got to be a million, some only attainable by the very limber, and some just stick to the tried and true missionary. I happen to love the missionary position, but do like to venture out into the risque on occasion as well. Some of my faves include: doggie, girl on top, girl on top, backwards (meaning you face the opposite direction) and on the side. There are a whole slew of others which I will go over, so sticking to the age old missionary is not necessary, (unless this really does it for you). When trying new positions its always good to have a few props on hand. A pillow or two to prop up the hips, there are also sex wedges on the market today that simply blow up, and they come in various sizes and shapes, to help make out there positions more comfortable. Lube is also always a must, as sex is ALWAYS better with lube. The rest are not necessary but will make the event more spectacular, music, candles, and a sexy little getup. Pillows are widely underestimated, we tend to lay flat on our backs and wonder why that special spot isn't getting enough stimulation. Prop up those hips ladies, and get that perfect angle. Also when doing doggie, try laying over a stack of pillows, it sure beats a sore lower back. I also tell people sex is not just for in the bed, try using the bed in multiple ways, for example, have your lover stand at the edge of the bed, while you are on your back, propped up on pillows with your legs in the air. Shower sex, counter sex, and floor sex are also highly recommended, of course if you have kids, you might need to tone down the location. Now back to new positions. I will post a list below, have fun trying them out.

Now remember these are just a few to get you thinking, there are an infinite number of positions to try. Just keep in mind that keeping things fresh and new, keep your sex life active, and exciting.

Tip for today..... Try an out of the box position tonight, don't forget the lube and pillows ;-)

Whats in your toy box?

 So I have been crazy busy lately, and haven't been able to post, but some one on one action today got me thinking about a new one. Lets talk about TOYS, and I'm not talking about the ones that you pick up off the floor for the umpteenth time, I'm talking about the one that is stuffed between your mattress and box spring. Vibrators have been used forever, in fact the first one was patented in 1880, so what does that tell you? That people are embarrassed and ashamed needlessly.

  I am a firm believer in masturbation, whether done by hand, or by dildo the outcome can relieve both stress and a multitude of other problems, so why the shame. Is it the penis shaped instrument, or what? My thought is how can you expect your significant other to satisfy you, if you cannot do it yourself. So go play with yourself, take a minute when the kids are napping, and just explore. I would recommend looking at the goods, get a hand mirror and check things out, feel around, see what feels nice, and remember lube is always a plus! Now if your interested in toys, there are about a gazillion on the market these days, bunny ears, (another word for, clitoris stimulators) plain old penis shaped ones, g-spot stimulators, bullets, and the list goes on and on.... whatever your pleasure try them out, because an orgasm brought on in less than 30 seconds sure beats a sore hand.    

Any questions and recommendations welcome. I also have a few faves, like the butterfly bliss, love it!

PS.... Vibrators are great to use with your partner, try having him use it on you during intercourse, having your clitoris stimulated during penetration is the absolute BEST!

Does this make my butt look big?

Now ladies that is the age old question,  but you already know the answer your going to get. Do you really think your man is going to say, "yes baby, your ass is huge"! Unless your man is suicidal, his response is going to be "no baby, your butt looks fine". So ladies get this little tidbit, your man really isn't as into how many dimples you have acquired lately as you are. The bottom line is if they are happy in their sex lives, and marriage, than chances are they could care less about the firmness of your derriere. We as women tend to obsess over things we cannot change. Yes, we can spend extra time in the gym, and I encourages being healthy. Perfection is unattainable however, and that is something we all must learn to accept. Now moving on to feeling sexy in the bedroom. We can stand in front of the mirror and tear ourselves apart, or we can slip on that sexy body stocking and rock it like the porn stars we want to be. Yes I said body stocking. I have found that particular item to make even the most voluptuous of ladies look and feel hot. There is something about crotchless lingerie that really does a guy in. So ladies tip of the day.... Just forget about your insecurities, and try and pretend you have an ass like J-Lo, my motto, "fake it till you make it"!!!

X marks the spot......

The long debated location of the G spot is really not as difficult to find as people make out. Ladies take a look at your pointer finger. Your G spot is approximately as far in, and up your vagina as the second crease on your finger, so depending on the size of your hands, around the middle knuckle. When inserting your finger, facing your pubic bone, you will feel the smooth wall of your vagina, and then you will feel a bumpy patch of tissue. This is your G spot. Crazy right?? All along ladies thought it was a mile up your junk, and unreachable by even the largest of penises. It's been right there, waiting for the right stimulation. Speaking of stimulation, here is a tip. The G spot likes to be tickled, almost like your making the come here motion with your finger, doing this while doing oral sex is a mind blower. I just want to mention to the boys, please clip your nails, and blunt the edges so as not to cause an injury. Happy hunting!!!

Going south for the winter?

The all powerful blow job has been known to bring a man to his knees, (literally). Maybe this is due to the fact that they are usually given on special occasions, i.e. Birthdays, anniversaries, etc.. Now I'm not sure why this is, there could be many factors involved.

1. taste 

2. consistency

3. boredom
4. lockjaw.
Now I am only speculating here, as to why ladies in general, dislike giving oral sex, so I will try to address each individually in hopes of helping women get over the general ickyness of it all. First, I don't think it has to be icky, I'm not disgusted. Think of it in these terms, how much do WE love it when WE get oral sex, so whats the big deal? Okay the taste is weird, but if your really grossed out and gagging, first off make sure he has bathed, second, try a little flavoring, there are many brands out there on the market, ranging in flavors from vanilla, to watermelon. Second, texture... If you don't like to swallow, don't! Ask your husband politely to give you a heads up, so there isn't any accidental spillage. Now on to boredom, I have rarely seen my man go to the end. Usually he would rather get down to the nitty gritty, so use a BJ as a starter, it doesn't have to be a one hour event. Which leads us into lockjaw........ People! No body deep throats it like the porn stars on a regular basis, this is not only unrealistic, but I imagine painful. The most nerve activity is located at the head anyways, so the rest can be done with your hands.
Ladies, try to remember that the sexual act is not only about you reaching that amazing destination, but helping your lover to his.

Now this next section is geared towards my male readers. You don't generally hear men complaining about the grossness of going down, because I tend to think they are happy to just be getting some. But there are those who have said that its nasty, well boys get over yourselves! We love it as much as you do, if not more, because remember, we get most of our stimulation from the clitoris, not deep penetration. So next time, your tooting your own horn about your sexual prowess, think bout clitoral stimulation, and if you did it. If you didn't, chances are it's not as good as she's letting on!
By the way my next blog is about the infamous G spot. So stay tuned!

Trimming the hedges.....

When asked about grooming, and yes Im talking about "the bush" people ask, "whats the way to go"? Runway, bare naked, hot pink??? I say who cares, as long as you can get to the goods without getting lost, the rest is personal preference. Now if you really want to let your guy know your feeling frisky whack it all off and surprise him. There's nothing like some smooth junk to get the party started ;-) Now boys this one goes for you too, ladies generally don't like picking long hairs out of their Vajeje's when their done. So get out the trimmers and tone it down a notch.
Many women, (and I am referring to the normal mom type, not the 18 year old porn star type) find that shaving their legs, and plucking their brows becomes a huge chore when all the kids are down and the house is quiet. So they just ignore it another night, and climb into bed. Well ladies, I hate to break it to ya, but your man doesn't appreciate the spider legs, and calloused feet scraping his legs at night, common its a turn off! We have to remember to take care of ourselves first, and I don't mean, ignore your screaming kid who wants to eat, I just mean take a little time for yourself, Its okay, and your lover will appreciate it in the end.
I give each of you a challenge... Take the the extra effort tonight, make yourself fresh, lotion it up...trim the hedges and see what happens, you might find that even you feel more in the mood to get a little frisky. In either event, I guarantee he'll love you for it!

I like it here.....

So brainstorming with the hubby got me thinking of the first rule of good sex. BE HONEST! If it doesn't feel good, say so. Don't continue to fake it, (which we have all done) be honest say "baby, can you ease up, speed up, move left, move right, ooohhhhh right there"! Talk to him, he wont know if he is doing it right unless you tell him. I know we all want to spare the feelings of our bed mate, but lets be honest, who wants to have plain old crappy sex forever.
So think about it, you be honest and say baby, I really like it when you go there........(use your imagination), and guess what happens, he does it more. Voila you are getting yours! Because lets face it, all men want to be the stud who delivers. If he rocks your world, chances are he is going to get more, and what guy doesn't want more sex???
This rule also goes for guys. I think there is nothing hotter than when my hubby says "baby can you do that thing I like". It makes me feel good, its reassurance that I can please him, which at the end of the day is my goal. Now I know some things might be a bit much, Your partner may want to do something that your not quite comfortable with yet, but that's okay, just set him/her down easily. You never want to hurt your lovers feelings, because then you might see that they aren't honest with you again. But if the request is just odd, but not totally against your ethics, just go with it, you never know, you may like it!